SEX TALK, Before Valentine's Day

Sex is an art. Having sex is like attempting to make a master piece, and if a baby comes out of it whether knowingly or unknowingly, well, baam!! master piece right there. Some couples today still have the normal boring sex routine, “man on top and woman under” just stroking, for them, like it was in the beginning, so shall it be till the end, boring right? They don’t try to add the exciting stuff called “The Sex Positions”. This sex talk is like an advice, a sex advice, for all you boring couples out there and those who are still looking to get in to there. There won’t be any pictures in this article because pictures reveal a lot and we will want to keep this civil but not boring though.

1.       Do it with the lights on.

If she says she wants to, “Do it” with the lights off, she crazy. First of all, doing it with the lights off is supposed to be the guy’s idea not the girl, because maybe he doesn’t want to see your ratchet face while the deal is going down. But if he says he wants the lights on while in action, you should be f**king happy and feel appreciated and wanted because that dude likes your ratchet a**. Asking him to put off the lights, is like asking him to fantasies about other girls while humping you, which is not going be so funny to you once he starts calling out other girls names.

2.       Take your time to undress.

Even though naked you is unconditionally awesome to look at, undressing like someone is fast forwarding you is not good for business if you know what I mean. I mean, "unsexy" does not even start to describe your action at that moment. It is horrible to undress quickly  especially when your man is in the mode for some role play. Undress slowly, be the painter and the painting at the same damn time, make your man want you damn it, be the perfect work of art; undo the shirt, then the pants, then the bra, then the panties, or you can do it whatever way you want, but remember do it slowly, as a matter of fact, let that be your foreplay time, we like that, by “we” I mean “guys” like that. Undressing rapidly feels like you are getting ready for a fight. If you like it rough, the time for that is just up ahead but now is time for undressing “foreplay style”.

3.       Self-touching.

Ladies stop touching our entrance before we go in, what the hell some of us guys like that shit. Stop playing with yourself while your partner is still trying to get ready. When you do that you make them feel like they are being benched in a very important game home or away. A sportsman will tell you, that feeling is not good for a man’s D.

4.       Sex Fantasies.

More than 70% of guys have fantasies about hot teachers with glasses or the girl in the hot cheer leader costume. He has done his part by just having that fantasy, you have to do your part and made that fantasy come true. Be the sexy, sexy teacher with the glasses and make your relationship stronger. This act is also known as role playing folks. If your relationship has a problem and role playing can’t fix it, you should do what is right for everyone and break the fuck up. Role playing is like the ultimate cure to all your bedroom problems, you better believe that.

5.       After sex. 

This goes to the guys especially. When guys are done with the f**king, they always tend to curl up on their side of the bed and doze off. We all know that after sex you feel sleepy as f**k, I mean after an exercise like that, you need your rest, understandable. But before you unconsciously doze off, hold her in your arms, make her feel loved and welcomed, yes you douche bag make her feel welcomed after sex.