So you have a girlfriend now congratulation, but walking down
the street the other day you met this pretty little thing you just can’t let go.
It seems you like them both and you want to keep them both, but don’t know how
to. Welcome my friend, just follow the steps below and side-chick like a pro. But
keep in mind, this game is full of lies and making up of stories, good stories.
In other words, to play this game you need to be creative, need to be a good liar,
if you lack any, you can’t pull this off, don’t sign up at all.
1.
Your Friends
Never introduce her to your friends. This sounds so easy but it’s not, it’s
the most difficult point yet, just never introduce her to your friends. Never
make her know your friends because your friends are the closest link there is
to your Main Chick and there is a good chance that not all of your friends can
keep a secret. There is always that one dude with a big ass mouth who blabs
about everything to anyone, and plus there is no certainty that they all like
you, someone might get jealous and talk, and that is not good for business.
2.
Date nights
Yeah….. This one seems great. Never take her on dates on weekend nights,
Nope, you don’t want to do that. Weekend nights are for your Main Chick,
reserved for her only, because that is the only time she knows you are not
working and so you have to be with her. Week nights are the perfect time for
dates with your Side Chick. This is because, on weekdays you are supposed to be
working and your Main Chick knows that, which leaves you with a bit of side
time for the Side Chick without the risk
of being caught by the Main Chick.
3.
Keep the secret
A Side Chick is never supposed to know the truth about her being a side
chick, ok? You are not supposed to tell her that she is a side chick, common
man, you are better than that. That is exactly why you are supposed to keep
your phone offside at all times. Stick to your phone like white on paper or
your nose and air, because that is one of the easiest ways to get to the main
chick and friends.
4.
Phone calls
Never answer her calls in front of your friends or maybe your main chick,
unless you have a good ass excuse to give them when they start asking questions.
When she calls, act normal and talk away like it means nothing. But always call
her back later if you want to still keep what you guys have, that is after you
are done with whatever you and your main chick had planned.
5.
No PDA (Public Display
of Affection)
If you are a PDA kind of guy, you probably don’t want to start doing that
with her. The name of the game is secret, as in she is a secret, no
one has to know about her especially does closes to you, and a PDA is not
exactly the friendliest thing to do, for one, there is nothing secret about
PDA. But that doesn’t mean that you have to avoid PDA, I mean that shit is Hella good and exciting bro. what you
have to do instead is, tell her you hate PDA during daytime, I know it sounds
stupid, and kind of sucks out the fun in
the whole thing, but remember this game you are playing have no time for the mistakes,
which is why you need to tell her you do PDA only at night, sounds stupid but if she is a PDA kind
of person you most definitely have to bring up some smart excuse why don’t like
it. This way you get to do all the hand holding, kissing and shit.
6.
MIA
You know what MIA means right? Missing in Action that’s what.
During holidays or public holidays you go MIA, because at this time your main
chick knows you are spending it with her. But when you do find yourself back in
action, make sure you have a good story to tell, I mean a believable story or
else your ass is done. Like I said, you have to be a damn good liar to pull off
a thing like this, side chicks are not for cowards (whoosie)
7.
Your house
Your house is out of bounds, “At my place there are people who are
disturbing as fuck, which will make our quality time not so quality, it better
if we go to your place instead”. That is what you say to her so you guys go to
her place instead. What I am trying to say is, you never take your side chick
to your house, she is not supposed to know where you live, be selfish and let
her take you to her place instead, I think it’s safer there.
8.
Plan b4 you visit
Look, I get that spending the night will be awesome but that is exactly
one of the things you are not allowed to be doing with your side chick. You can
sleep over at least once in a while but be wise about it, because no one will
be at your place, what if your main chick stops by, because she loves you so
much and couldn’t stop thinking about you and wanted to see you immediately, you know how girls can be some times.
9.
Make her trust you
Even though she is a side chick, you have to make her trust you. There is
a reason why you are still pulling her along with you, maybe you love her and
don’t even know it. Do something that says “I want you” create a new social
media profiles upload pictures of you and her, send friend requests to people
you don’t know, total strangers or something. But this is my idea of making her
trust you though, sounds stupid, I know. If you have anything better, do that
instead. The reason for making her trust you is that you don’t know what the
feature holds for you two, you might even end up married. The main reason for
having a side chick was because you couldn’t make up your mind on which girl to
keep, because you like them both the same way. Sometimes the stupidest ideas helps the most
difficult situations.
10.
For the ladies
Ladies, if you have been reading this, you can use this to your advantage
and pick out the guys who are trying to side chick you.
